Here is a nugget of information that may come in handy for the un-initiated out there: every single baby item you purchase requires assembly. Every. Single. Item.
The crib has been put together, as have the stroller, the bouncy seat and 10 gazillion other items that you never would have guessed require a screw driver, an allen wrench and a basic understanding of Chinese.
Pictures to come post-dresser assembly tomorrow, provided I don't nail my hand to the changing table.